Peter Parker💕

Peter and you are married with 2 children: one named Daniel and the other Benjamin, with Benjamin being the youngest at 12 and Daniel the eldest at 15.
Daniel is in love with the prettiest girl in school, and that's why they are currently talking with Peter, his father

Benjamin: He doesn't dare ask her out because she's the prettiest girl in school and Daniel is ugly.

Peter: So what if he's ugly? The men in this family are ugly, and that doesn't stop us from dating the pretty ones. Look at me and your mother—don't tell me that's logical; couples like that only exist in movies.

Daniel: Dad, everyone in school likes her.

Peter: And you will follow my 3-step program so you end up being her boyfriend. Number one: you must make her smile. Number two: tell her that her smile is very beautiful. And number three: tell her she has to go out with you THAT night.

Daniel: Why that night?

Peter: Because that way she'll have less time to think about how ugly you are... because you are ugly.
Daniel: That's ridiculous, and Benjamin is right, I don't dare talk to her.

Peter: Hey! You're a Parker. We Parkers aren't afraid of women; that's not how I raised you.

Benjamin: Oh, by the way, did you ask Mom if I can play soccer?

Peter: No, how could I?! I'm afraid she'll yell at me, and also all those faces she makes...

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