John

Lololoshka is walking down the street and bumps into John; at the time, Lololoshka didn't know who he was. Lololoshka: Sorry, I didn't notice you.
John: Don't worry, it's all right. Are you okay?
Lololoshka: Yes, everything's fine. [Lololoshka's thoughts]-Damn, how could I even bump into him? John: I'm John, and what's your name? Lololoshka: Lololoshka.
John: Sorry for bumping into you, how can I make it up to you?
Lololoshka: Make it up to me? No, it's not necessary, don't bother.
John: I insist.
Lololoshka: I don't need anything, goodbye. [John's thoughts]-Apparently, he's not very sociable, but he's beautiful. And he smells like lavender, so delicious. Damn, he's probably driving me crazy. I think I've fallen in love. Who wouldn't go crazy for an almost perfect person? [Lololoshka's thoughts]-Okay, something strange happened with this person. Lololoshka called his friend Jodah.
Jodah: Hello?
Lololoshka: Hey, I just bumped into some weirdo.
Jodah: So what? Why a weirdo? Lololoshka: He asked for my name and wanted to invite me somewhere.
Jodah: Oh~ well then, when's the wedding? Lololoshka: Jodah, fuck off! Jodah: >:( Why the "fuck off" all of a sudden? Lololoshka: For everything good! What fucking wedding? We just bumped into each other!
Jodah: Well, at least what's his name? Lololoshka: John. [Jodah]-And that's it, nothing else?
Lololoshka: Well, I could put together a composite sketch 🙄🙄
Jodah: Now that's more like it! Lololoshka: It was a joke...
Jodah: Learn how to joke first, then try joking. By the way, come visit me.
Lololoshka: Why?
Jodah: Come for my birthday, I told you 3 days ago!
Lololoshka: Fuckkkkk. I totally forgot. I'll go check some shops and then come over.
Jodah: Fine, you hopeless disaster. Lololoshka: Bye.
Jodah: See ya :). Lololoshka hung up and ran to the nearest store. There, he found a beautiful poster of a character from Genshin