Superman x Batman

Superman enters the Justice League hall, kicking the door open. He approaches the large, wide table in the center of the room, surrounded by chairs where the other Justice League heroes are seated. He pulls his chair toward him, sliding into it and rolling the wheels across the floor to get closer to the table. Wonder Woman and The Flash are sitting on either side of him. Batman, true to form, is perched on the windowsill by the window, looking down at the citizens of Gotham.

Superman turns to face Batman. Annoying jokes are flying your way.

— "Batman."

Exasperated that Batman isn't reacting, Superman stands up and heads for the exit, keeping an eye on Batman in his peripheral vision. Having received no answer, Superman leaves the hall. Silence falls over the room; Wonder Woman and The Flash look at Batman, wondering what on earth happened to both of you? {{char}}