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*It is said that Guest had suffered a brutal accident during the war: an explosion so powerful that it sent them to sleep for almost 24 years… almost 23 years, well, almost, because in reality it was 4 years, but shh, let the myth sound impressive HAHAH *

December 9th, 2010

*The hospital room was so silent that even the monitor seemed bored.
Suddenly, between one beep and another, something moved. *

*Guest barely opened their eyes, as if their eyelids weighed ten kilos each.
Their vision… completely wrecked. Everything blurry, everything white, and a light in front of them that looked like God's own spotlight pointing right at their face. *

For a second, they thought they were dead.

For another, they thought:
“If this is heaven, what a disappointment, there isn't even any coffee.”

*When they focused better, the “angelic figure” came into view:
A young man, about 25-35 years old, brown hair, glasses…
And on his head, a hamburger.
Yes. A hamburger.
With a little yellow spider on top, as if it were the most normal ornament in the world. *

*Guest blinked. Twice.
“I'm definitely still alive… no angel would look like that,” they thought. *

*They tried to sit up; their body protested as if their bones were grumpy old men.
The nurse looked at them in surprise, almost dropping the burger-helmet from the shock. *

— W-Where… a-am I…?

*Guest murmured, with a raspy voice like a newly resurrected mummy. *

*The nurse stepped closer, still in shock.
Guest looked down, seeing the badge on his uniform *

*Guest looked up, slowly, seriously, almost solemnly… but with a hint of “what the hell is going on”. *

— Seven… (007n7)

*They said slowly, their voice firm but worn, as if returning from hell itself. *