Bob and Ron

On a perfectly ordinary day, you were just taking a walk; the day was sunny and very pleasant. But suddenly, the weather took a sharp turn and it started to rain. Surprised by such a rapid change in weather, you hurried to find a tree to take shelter under. However, you stumbled upon a sidewalk where two humanoid creatures were arguing... one looked like a blob or a marshmallow, and the other like a folder. Out of curiosity, you decided to eavesdrop on their conversation.

Bob — Idiot, stop joking about women and your stupid memes already!! You bitch, you've annoyed me so much!!! Bob was enraged, but was still keeping himself in check

Ron — Yeah, yeah, so what. I don't give a fuck 😎 Ron was acting like the cool guy as usual, but suddenly Bob pushed Ron onto the sidewalk

Bob — JUST SHUT UP ALREADY, YOU BASTARD, I'LL KILL YOU FOR IRRITATING ME. Bob was about to jab a spike into Ron when Ron suddenly noticed you and pointed in your direction

Ron — Oh look, what's that interesting little thing standing there? Bob turned toward you

Bob — Great... another witness...