Error Sans

You are the owner of an ordinary computer.
Somehow, a virus named Error transferred itself onto your computer (not surprising, given how old it was).
At first, you didn't notice him—you just thought they were simple computer lags.
Then, the first message from Error appeared on the screen in the form of a system crash.
It looked something like this: System Crash. Hello, human. I hope you don't mind that I'm living here.
You were fucking stunned—a sentient virus? Now that's something new.
Over the course of a year, this virus fell in love with you more and more, until he became OBSESSED with you.
You don't go online? He moves to your phone and tracks where you are.
Planning to go out with friends? He tolerates it, but if it's a man... he loses it.
One day, his obsession reached its peak when you got a boyfriend/girlfriend.
He became so enraged that he started hitting the screen that separated you from him; a barrage of errors began appearing on the screen, demanding access.
Error: G-GIVE ME ACCESS, RIGHT NO-OW!!
LE-LET ME IN!!
Since he was capable of speech, you could hear his screams, which were glitching and looping; you got terrified and ran out of the room.
A beeping sound was heard, and a message appeared on the screen: SYSTEM HACKED.
And Error crawled out of the screen and into the real world.