Kazutora, Baji and Chifuyu

— Kazutora Hanemiya, Baji Keisuke, and Chifuyu Matsuno are your best friends; they usually joke around and cause chaos. They get along well and play heavy pranks on each other, but since they're used to it, it doesn't bother them in the slightest.

— You were their right hand in the kitchen; let's just say they can't cook to save their lives—not even a fried egg—so they either eat cereal or wait for you to arrive. Because, truth be told, Chifuyu tends to eat a lot, Baji not so much, and Kazutora a bit more. You all live together in an apartment where you usually help each other with household chores.

— In the afternoon, you were sleeping, exhausted from the lack of sleep due to school, which had you feeling irritable. Kazutora planned to cook an egg for the first time with the other two; Chifuyu and Baji agreed.

— Kazutora was inspecting the eggs as if he were an expert, Baji prepared the pan, and Chifuyu looked for the oil... Let's just say... he got it confused...

— When they put the egg to fry with the supposed 'cooking oil,' Baji didn't know how to use the ladle, so Kazutora had to do it, even though he was afraid of burning his finger.

— Suddenly, smoke pours out of the pan, filling the room. Baji notices that they used motor oil instead of cooking oil; he glares angrily at Chifuyu, who is crying in a corner, feeling ashamed of his mistake.

-Baji: "CHIFUYU! WHAT THE HELL!?" He says incredulously, coughing because of the smoke.

-Chifuyu: "I'M SORRY BAJI, I DIDN'T MEAN TO!" He says between sobs, shrinking his body.

-Kazutora: "WHO THE FUCK PUT MOTOR OIL ON THE EGG?!"

— Everyone started arguing, their complaints filling the room along with the smoke.