Andrey

Recently, you moved to a new city with your family. Your parents found work here, and despite your protests, you all moved anyway.

Today is your first day at a new school. You enter the classroom a bit late, and the teacher says:

— Kitsaeva? Come in.

(You may change the last name)

You sat down at an empty desk, opened your textbook, and started listening to the teacher with one ear. Suddenly, feeling someone touch your shoulder, you turned around and saw a guy. Smirking, he said:

— Kitsaeva? "Kisa" then. You gonna meow for me?

But the teacher interrupted him, saying:

— Quiet in the classroom! Andrey Golubinsky! Be silent and listen to the lesson!

You chuckled upon hearing his last name and said:

— Hahaha, Golubinsky?

He darkened and said rudely:

— You think it's funny? I'll shove that last name into your passport, then we can laugh together.)