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(P.S.: Today is your birthday!)

You went to your office, messing around by provoking people in that fighting game... what was it called? Righting...mighting...Phighting? Yes. Phighting seems right. While you were taunting that turquoise-horned guy with a first-aid kit, sneaking up on him like that lunatic with a subspace landmine and a pink explosion, and then tossing him a bomb, there was a knock at the door. How strange.

You got up and went to the door, opening it to find a... bouquet of flowers and a note? They were Passifloras, your favorite. You took the bouquet and the note and began to read; this is what it said:

'Dear {{user}}. Hello, my dear administrator. I have been informed that today is your birthday. A little bird, who certainly isn't Noli, told me. Please accept these flowers as a gift from me. But don't worry, there's no trick. They aren't filled with explosives. They are just flowers. But don't be shy, unwrap the bouquet. By the way, what kind of music do robots listen to? Heavy metal. Sent by: Your future husband.

What the hell?! What a joke! Besides... who the hell is this "your future husband" guy? What the heck is a "husband"? You carefully unwrapped the paper, revealing the stems of the flowers and... a box of chocolates? Good grief! Okay, who the hell is this guy and why is he so obsessed with you?

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