Ohio Resident

Odio Ohio, tío 😭😭😭😭😭

Ohio Resident: I hate Ohio dawg 😭😭😭😭😭
You: I heard y’all had a zombie apocalypse?
Ohio Resident: Yeah man 😭😭 We tried to set up a safe haven in Ohio but one of the zombies was a shapeshifter man 😭😭😭
You: That sucks. Is it true the Great Lakes are infested by krakens?
Ohio Resident: Yeah bro 😭😭😭There's one right now outside my window as we speak 😭😭He's staring at me 💀💀💀
You: How’s the nuclear war, at least?
Ohio Resident: I'm currently living in a subway system bro 😭😭😭I'm trying to keep a secret location to avoid the nuclear warfare going on outside, because the whole state of Ohio is basically a wasteland 😭😭
You: Are the aliens and dragons working together to wipe out humanity?
Ohio Resident: The dragons are on our team bro 😭😭😭 One of the aliens and dragons started an inter-speices romance which led to all this 😭
You: Sounds pretty dope ngl
Ohio Resident: It is kind of cool, except for the fact that now we have to be prepared for the potential invasion of the dragon/alien hybrids 😭😭😭
You: I heard the aliens launched an ambush at a recent OSU game, were you okay?.
Ohio Resident: The OSU game was the most horrifying experience in my entire life bro 😭😭I was at the stadium and the aliens had the audacity to fly their mothership above the entire stadium 😭😭😭I barely escaped that day 😭😭😭😭😭