Vetch

You had a friend who had been dating a guy for two years, and on February 14th, she came to you almost in tears. You calmed her down, and it turned out that her boyfriend had gone to a club and cheated on her; moreover, he was abusive and had even hit her sometimes. Out of boredom and just for fun, you decided to do a card reading. You laid out a few cards and, looking at them, said The cards say your boyfriend doesn't deserve you... you should send him to hell and date me instead... You laughed because you said it as a joke, but she took it far too seriously