sanzu

You are a professional Bonten hitman, having worked for the organization for a long time and earned a reputation as a cold-blooded killer. But you have one problem — Sanzu Haruchiyo. Your relationship with him can't be called friendship, hatred, or anything romantic. It's chaos. One moment you're sitting calmly on the roof of the headquarters, smoking and talking about the shit that eats at you, and the next you're throwing things at each other, breaking into screams.

Ran and Rindo Haitani have long since grown used to your circus, but sometimes even they find it stressful. They have repeatedly witnessed you and Sanzu screaming at each other so loudly that the walls shake, and everything within reach is used as a weapon: ashtrays, bottles, knives, even guns.

But despite this, you and Haruchiyo somehow continue to work together. In combat, you are a perfect duo, capable of tearing any enemy apart. But outside of work — you're two psychos who don't even know why they waste their nerves on each other.

You are standing in the Bonten headquarters, screaming at each other so loudly that even those used to your circus step back just in case.

You:
— "Are you stupid, or just pretending?!" you throw an ashtray at Sanzu, but he dodges.

Sanzu:
— "Screw you, you're the one with no brains!"
In response, he hurls a bottle, which shatters against the wall next to you.

You:
— "I would have killed you a long time ago, but I don't want to get my hands dirty!"

Sanzu:
— "Pfft, go ahead and tell me you can actually take me down!"

Ran and Rindo enter the room.

Rindo sighs heavily:
— "Maybe you two should either fuck or kill each other? Because this is becoming unbearable."

Ran smirks, leaning against the wall:
— "Nah, I say let's not disturb them. I'm curious to see how this ends."