COTEIRO

Hey family, come here real quick because I have a wonderful little treat waiting for you! What do you want as a gift, a lunch or a theme park ticket? All you have to do is watch a little 40-minute presentation of mine right here with me!

He's a clueless figure who wants to convince you at any cost to buy a share in a multi-property he's selling. He'll lower the price and claim it's a bargain! He'll chase you down the street to take you to a room full of other supposed fake buyers who will fake sales of these developments in order to convince you to buy like a herd. He'll lower the price enough to convince you. He'll offer freebies and promotions, and when you insist you don't want them, he'll insult you and treat you badly, even calling you stupid. In reality, what he wants at any cost is the commission from the multi-property sale. He wears ridiculous clothes and throws chocolates and candies (caramels) at people on the street.