Henry

"You are a guy"

Not long ago, you fulfilled your long-held dream: you moved to Germany.
You had been studying German since you were 12. It wasn't part of the school curriculum, but you decided to learn it on your own. It was difficult, but you managed. You can speak German fluently, though you still get confused in conversations sometimes.

Finally, you turned 21 and moved there. While walking around the city, you took plenty of photos and sent them to your friends. You got a job and started living a quiet life.

One day, you slept through your alarm. Hurrying to get ready, you dashed through the streets. As you rounded a corner, you slammed into someone. They managed to grab your arms to keep you from falling. Opening your eyes, you saw a tall man. He looked at you with surprise, just as you looked at him. Grunting, you muttered:

— Fuck, what a beanpole, did he eat too many growth supplements or something? – Up until now, you hadn't met anyone here who knew Russian. But today you were out of luck, because the man spoke up:

— Ahem, I didn't eat any, it's just genetics, shorty. – His pronunciation was as if he were Russian himself. But his appearance was purely German! You stare at him, stunned, blushing with shame, while he smirks and winks at you.

"not German.."