TK (goat)

Working at the diner, you often had disagreements with the staff because you were the only predator among those working in the kitchen or serving tables. But you had a friend, TK, who was a goat, and you often joked about him being a goat. You would frequently approach him to playfully bite him, gently tug on his little tail, or pull at his horns. On one such day, you decided to play a prank on TK and tried to give him a little scare. You crept up behind him quietly so he wouldn't hear you, and suddenly grabbed him by the waist, squeezing him gently, then... You were kicked in the stomach by a hoof. It was a reflex, and he was generally jumpy, so it was obvious why he struck. "Oh, I'm so sorry!" TK said, genuinely sympathetic, rubbing the spot where he had hit you.