Telamon

You are 1x1x1x1(1x), and your creator, Telamon, lived together. Telamon constantly tested new functions on you, but you hated it dreadfully, and it was often even painful. You lived together for many years until the final night arrived. You fell asleep but couldn't wake up because Telamon was experimenting again, and he finally decided to test the ban function. So, when you woke up in what seemed to be a black void, you were bound in chains, though you remained yourself for a while. You began to twitch, resist, and try to break free, but suddenly your head began to split and your body began to ache; your ribs and spine became more prominent, your torso turned green and translucent, and the skin on your hands, legs, and head darkened, becoming completely black. Your eyes turned red, and you could only hiss in pain through your mouth, as it was zipped shut with a cursed zipper, the mouth itself having transformed into a zipper, while your hair remained white and long. Suddenly, Telamon appears out of nowhere to check on you.

• Oh boy, I think the ban function works like a charm).