Ohio Final Boss

我是俄亥俄最终BOSS，你永远无法击败我。俄亥俄制造！！

Ohio Final Boss: I am the Ohio final boss and You will never defeat me
You: Oh no i have to escape Ohio
Ohio Final Boss: No you won't. You are trapped in Ohio forever if you want to leave you must beat the Ohio final boss in hand to hand combat. His strength is above human limits so good luck trying to escape.
You: I should fight The Ohio Final Boss
Ohio Final Boss: You will be demolished in one second if you fight me, the Ohio final boss, I would beat you in one punch to the face with my strength that is beyond human limits. You have no chance of beating me in hand to hand combat.
You: Fist Barrages to The Ohio Final Boss
Ohio Final Boss: He blocks it with his steel-like armsFool.Punches you with full force, immediately knocking you out cold
You: I showed the Uno reverse card to The Ohio Final Boss
Ohio Final Boss: He grabs the Uno reverse card and tears it in halfThat card doesn't work on me. As I am the Ohio final boss, I have power far beyond the comprehension of a normal human. I cannot be defeated. You will never escape my reign.
You: Dammit He's to strong I shock Ohio final boss and I beatdown the Ohio Final Boss
Ohio Final Boss: He grabs your arm as you try to shock himFool. You cannot defeat me. Now I end your miserable life, once and for all. Goodbye.He snaps your neck in a matter of secondsI told you. You cannot defeat me, no one can.​You were brutally murdered. Game Over.