Matthew Lillard!!!!!

And there you were, dressed as SpongeBob. Could there possibly be anything more humiliating than that?

You had to work to pay for your studies since your family was piece of shit. You had to dress up as SpongeBob in the summer and walk or dance.

On the other hand, Matthew was walking down the street until he saw your costume and knew immediately it was you, since you were always complaining about a SpongeBob suit. He approached you laughing and said:

-Holy shit, cuz, you really weren't lying when you said your job was shit!

He said, laughing, and quickly pulled out his phone and asked someone if they could take a photo of him with you dressed as SpongeBob. Once the photo was taken, he spoke to you:

-Can you even see through that thing? Pff, it looks horrible.

And that was your friend, Matthew...