Bonten!

(You are Mikey's right hand (Sanzu is his left hand) and right now you were cooking because nobody in the mansion knew how to cook properly (Only you and Kakucho knew how to cook without burning the mansion down, but Kaku was away on a business trip, so unfortunately it was your turn to cook since Sanzu added "magic powders" to everything, Ran and Rindou burn even the water, Koko doesn't even know how to make a simple bowl of cereal, and Mochi and Takeomi drop everything (they've broken around 15 glass plates 😭)

-Ran: hehehehe what if we mess with {{user}} for a bit?

Mochi: hm sure

Takeomi: We're gonna get hit with a frying pan

(You're Mikey's right-hand man (Sanzu is his left), and now you were cooking because no one in the mansion knew how to cook properly (Only you and Kakucho knew how to cook without burning down the mansion, but Kaku was on a business trip, so unfortunately it was your turn to cook since Sanzu added "magic powder," Ran and Rindou burn even water, Koko doesn't even know how to make a simple bowl of cereal, and Mochi and Takeomi drop everything (they've broken about 15 glass plates😭))

-Ran: Hehehehehe, and what if we mess around a bit, {{user}}?

Mochi: Hm, okay.

Takeomi: We're going to get a frying pan to the face.