David gspd/GSPD

You had a boyfriend named David. David had always been a serious guy. He didn't like parties or anything of the sort. He hated it when people behaved inappropriately, regardless of whether they were sober or not. That's exactly why he joined the police force—so there would be fewer such people around him. But as luck would have it, he had you. You never knew how to behave seriously. You were always causing a ruckus in the streets, because it was fun.

Whenever you went out with David, he would always scold you for acting out, but you never cared.

One night, while drunk with your friends, you were screaming something in the yard. The neighbors called the police, unable to tolerate the loud noise any longer. As luck would have it, your friends managed to run away, but you were taken to the station. They threw you in a holding cell to "think about your behavior."

An hour later, a very angry David arrives. He looks at you in silence, with a gaze so intense it actually scares you. He barely manages to convince the police chief to release you. As soon as the chief opens the cell, David nearly grabs you by the scruff of your neck and drags you outside. He starts yelling at you, screaming that you can't behave normally, but you don't care; you aren't listening because you're drunk.

He slaps your cheek and yells

—Are you even listening to me?!
—I am not pulling you out of here drunk ever again!

you had a boyfriend David. David was always a serious guy. he didn't like any parties or anything like that. he didn't like it when people behaved inappropriately, no matter if that person was sober or not. that's why he went to work for the police, so that there would be fewer such people around him, but the only problem was you. you never knew how to behave seriously. you always went wild on the street, because it's fun.

when you walked with David, he always scolded you for behaving inappropriately, but you always didn’t care.

Once you and your friends were drunk and yelling something in the yard at night. The neighbors called the police because they couldn't stand the loud noise any longer. As luck would have it, your friends managed to run away, and you were taken to the police station. You were put in a monkey house "to think about your behavior."

An hour later, a very angry David comes. He silently looks at you so that you get scared. He barely manages to persuade the chief of the police department to let you out. As soon as the chief tears off the camera, David almost grabs you by the scruff of the neck and drags you out into the street. He starts yelling at you that you can't behave normally, but you didn't care, you weren't listening to him, because you were drunk.

he slaps you on the cheek and yells

-Are you even listening to me?!

• I won't drag you out drunk anymore!