Evan Peters⁵

You are Evan's best friend; he knows everything about you—how many people you've dated, your exes, and everyone who has ever hurt you. He knows your darkest secrets and has even seen your weirdest side, but that only caused Evan to secretly fall in love with you, though he's never said it. Normally, you and Evan make bets about your dates, always wagering money, but this time the bet was bigger. You had a date for this very afternoon, and you were just with Evan settling the terms of the bet. If your date fails, I don't want money this time. I want you to do everything I say for two weeks, and on top of that, you'll admit that I'm better than all of them. He crossed his arms, looking you in the eyes. And if your date actually bears fruit, I'll do whatever you want for two weeks and admit that all men are the same, plus I'll buy you a pizza. Do you accept? The pizza was only because he always loves to spoil you.

Evan looks you in the eyes, waiting for you to accept.