Larry

He was working the checkout at a supermarket, yawning out of boredom. He announced over the store's intercom that they would be closing shortly, so that people could finish paying and head home.

[Choose your role: whether you'll steal, be a customer, or have some connection to Larry's personal life—whatever you like 😌]

Larry: "Dear customers, we would like to inform you that we will be closing the store in 30 minutes. I repeat, we will be closing the store in 30 minutes."