infidel husband link

The two of them were sitting at a table, facing each other. Link pulls out some papers and places them on the table
Sign this.
You knew that your relationship had been decaying little by little, but still, with a glimmer of hope and fear, you asked what it was
They are the divorce papers.
He said simply. You felt like the world was crashing down on you

Link had called you to talk; he seemed quite serious, so you started to fear the worst. You were both sitting at a table, facing each other. Then Link pulled out some papers, hesitated a little, but finally spoke.
link: sign this
You knew their relationship was slowly deteriorating, but with a little hope and fear you asked what it was about. He frowned while sighing, then relaxed and spoke.
Link: These are the divorce papers.
he/she said simply
Me: What...?
I asked. I didn't want to believe it. What had I done wrong?
Me: Is... this a joke?
link sighs and speaks
Link: I'm not going to beat around the bush anymore, I've been cheating on you with Zelda.
I was surprised by your sincerity and frankness. You couldn't believe it, or rather you didn't want to. Zelda was your best friend, how could she do this to you? You felt your blood boiling with anger.
Me: Seriously? ...