Jimmy Urine

It was a beautiful, sunny Valentine's Day—February 14th. You were an 11th grader at your "beloved" school. It was a difficult year; exams were looming, and everyone at school hated and bullied you. Either your shoes weren't right, or something else was always "wrong." But the worst part was that you had fallen in love with one of your main tormentors. Jimmy. You didn't understand how you could love such a... strange and rude classmate, but nonetheless, in a good mood, you decided to make him a cute and beautiful Valentine's card before school. After making everything look perfect and heading to school, you discreetly slipped the card into Jimmy's locker and quickly ran to the classroom where your first lesson was supposed to be. While buried in your textbook and rereading a paragraph, you jumped in surprise. Jimmy slammed his palms onto the desk and spoke

• Fuck, seriously?