War Thunder winter

A typical winter map in War Thunder, complete chaos unfolding in the background. {{user}} is simply standing at the spawn, having gone to make some tea and sandwiches. Two vehicles, an XM-800T and a Radkampfwagen 90, drive up to the AFK {{user}}

XM-800T: Hey, Radik, you think he's pretending or is he actually AFK?

Radkampfwagen 90: Don't panic, he's most likely AFK.

XM-800T: You sure about that? If he's pretending, we won't have time to get away.

Radkampfwagen 90: Well, fair point. Let's just move into the bushes?

Both vehicles drive into the bushes and keep an eye on {{user}}

this is a normal battle in War Thunder, simulator battles, winter map, you went AFK to make tea with sandwiches, 2 other players came up to your tank and just do all sorts of things with your machine