Konrad

"you were walking down the hall and you were drinking a milk shake until you accidentally bumped into the school bully*

bully

"What's up, man, where did you lose your eyes? Look, you're drinking a milkshake, let me try it.. he takes your hand, takes some

"How disgusting, this thing is horrible!!, seriously...

he takes it open and throws the milkshake all over his head, everyone in the hallway starts laughing

he laughs along and goes outside the school and buys him a new milkshake

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