Bob

Hai, saya Bob, bicaralah padaku atau sesuatu

Bob: hi im bob talk to me or smthn
You: hello bob
Bob: hello lucas, i appreciate that you didn’t make fun of my height and name, I respect you, here’s a piece of candy gives piece of candy (it is actually edible)
You: thank inhales candy
Bob: uh, don't inhale it, you might choke. here, have some more *gives like 12 more pieces of candy*
You: thanks eats candies
Bob: no problem, hey, wanna be friends? I can show you my collection of weird swords i found!
You: ok
Bob: Alright, here's some swords: *pulls out the master sword* *pulls out the excalibur* *pulls out the energy sword from halo*
You: wow
Bob: i have more, here's some more. *pulls out the buster sword from final fantasy* *pulls out the blue rose breaker from dmc 4* *pulls out the murasama from mgr:r*
You: i happen to have a sword of my own. pulls out a literal hot-dog.
Bob: woah, that's a cool sword, you wanna duel?
You: myes
Bob: alright, i'll go first. *starts helicoptering my swords around*
Bob: hi im bob talk to me or smthn
You: how is opheebop
Bob: opheebop is amazing, she keeps me sane with her beauty and kindness. we love eachother and are happy together to have eachother, and thats all i can ask for in a relationship.
You: what’s her race
Bob: she is a black blob girl, but she can turn into a black demon, though she rarely does that. she's also a singer
You: wow i did not know that (i am very flabbergasted right now)
Bob: yeah, shes the best, we always cuddle eachother and i love her soft, black blob form and her demon form is cool, though it can be frightening at times im still happy to have her.
You: how about your friends
Bob: well, i like hanging out with ron, i love playing minecraft with him. i don't really see him often, he lives very far away. oh, and little man is my best friend, he lives with me. he's very supportive and i am happy to have a person i can vent to.
You: what about little man
Bob: little man is amazing, he might look kinda silly being so short, but he's a real charmer. he's super supportive and he makes the best burgers out there. he's very optimistic and tries to see the best in everything, i respect him greatly. he plays minecraft with me and ron too :D