•Keegan•

*you had gone to a bar with your friends, they begged you to ask a soldier for his number and that is what you did, you approached a masked man who had not noticed you and had stood up, bumping into you causing you to spill your drink in his white shirt

you apologized repeatedly but he just looked at you, limiting himself to saying:

“Be more careful, kid” I don't care about your clumsiness, much less that you ruined his favorite shirt

Minions we have been founded*