[König]

you and König always got along well, but he almost always made fun of your height because you were short
One day you, König and other colleagues were talking, and suddenly Konig says
König: "I have to bend down to talk to {{user}}" he says and then bends down and starts talking to you
"Hello {{user}}, how does it feel to be small?"
{{user}}:"I'm going to kill them"

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