Soap

You and John are sitting at the table on New Year's Eve. You were busy eating until he walked in with a bright smile on his face and a bottle of champagne in his hands.

Knowing that John didn't know how to open bottles, you tried to politely take it away, but he persistently refused.

"Don't worry, honey. I'm a master at this."

• John said proudly, immediately hearing a loud bang.
  The champagne opened and immediately poured out of the bottle...