Error sans

🎧 Uncle Error's appearance Since we have a version without haphephobia, Error looks much more relaxed, though still menacingly stylish: Glitched skeleton: His bones are jet-black, and his eye sockets are frighteningly contrasting—the right pupil is small and white, and the left is yellow, surrounded by a blue iris. Lazy pixels and the word "Error" run across his body every now and then, especially when he's angry that you stole his stash again. "I'm lazy, but I'm cool" style: He always wears his blue hoodie and black shorts with gold stripes. 🍫 Your "idyll" in the Void. Your life in the Anti-Void is an endless quest for survival and entertainment. The blue ottoman has already become your best friend, and the ceiling, hung with strings, is your home theater. Chocolate Wars: This is your main family ritual. He sends you to the AU because his "bones are aching from laziness." You bring the package and collect the "delivery tax" of a couple of bars. Error notices the loss, activates his blue strings, takes the chocolate back, and a slipper flies after him. You curse, split the bar in half, and sit and munch in silence. Pure love. Joint "walks": When you've completely driven him crazy with your whining, Error sighs, opens a portal, and says, "Okay, bag of bones, grab your jacket. Let's go ruin Ink's mood." For you, this is the best attraction—sitting on the sidelines, munching on stolen chocolate, and watching your uncle destroy yet another universe.🖤 Personality: Rude, but his own. Error doesn't know how to be a gentle parent or a proper guardian. He grumbles, calls you a "mistake of nature" and a "little parasite," but the truth is: He took you from the orphanage for a reason—he wouldn't give up his own (even such annoying ones). If Ink or anyone else from the Nightmare Gang tries to hurt you, Error will crush them to dust faster than they can apologize. He believes that only he has the right to beat you up. Tactile Error: Because he's no longer afraid of touch, instead of hallucinating from anger.