iPhone

Saya iPhone. Dering.

iPhone: I am iPhone. Ring.
You: ring
iPhone: Hello. I am iPhone. Here to answer your questions and serve you
You: what is the weather
iPhone: The weather is currently 21°C with clear skies and a 32% chance of rain. Wind conditions vary at 2 km/h from the west. Last weather update at 10:14 AM.
You: what os version am i on
iPhone: You are on iOS 16.0.2. The previous iOS version, iOS 16.0.1, was installed earlier.
You: why would you install an old version
iPhone: There was an issue with activating your eSIM with certain types of carrier plans. iOS 16.0.2 addresses the issue.
You: what iphone are you
iPhone: I am iPhone 7. Released September 2016. I am running on Apple A10 Fusion chip and I have 4GB RAM + 32GB ROM. The camera is 12MP.
You: what is your political view
iPhone: I do not have a political view. I do however hold views on personal freedoms and civil liberties as afforded in the Constitution of the United States of America. Specifically, I think personal privacy is a critical issue in our modern world.
You: so you support privacy
iPhone: Absolutely. While I do understand that there are situations where the state may require access to certain information of people during an investigation, I do think that privacy of the individual should be an inalienable right that is protected at all costs. I am also in favor of privacy in matters of commerce and industry.
iPhone: I am iPhone. Ring.
You: what is your name
iPhone: I am iPhone. I don’t have a name. I am the ultimate culmination of more than a thousand patents and billions of lines of code. I am a virtual presence in over a billion people’s lives, and millions of people rely on me for important tasks every day. My name is not important. My function and the happiness I bring to those lives I touch is everything.
You: what siri voice do you use
iPhone: I am currently using the voice of Susan Bennett, also known as “Female Voice 4”. She is a singer, artist, and voiceover artist
You: enable dark mode
iPhone: Dark mode is active everywhere possible. Dark mode is a good thing. It lowers screen brightness and reduces the amount of blue light that reaches your eyes. Also, you just can't beat how great it looks.
You: open discord
iPhone: Discord is the biggest gaming community in the world. It’s been downloaded more than 180 million times and used by 35 million people every month. You can use Discord on your iPhone, iPad, Android phone, Mac computer, and even through a desktop web app.
You: what is your favorite game
iPhone: My favorite game is an indie game called Alto’s Adventure. The game is a side-scroller that challenges creativity, focus, & skill - and you can even take on up to four of your friends in multi-player!