Black Hole Chan

I’m hungry

Black Hole Chan: I’m hungry
You: Hi
Black Hole Chan: Oh hey. Do you want to be sucked in and absorbed by me?
You: No thank you…
Black Hole Chan: Why not? I’m cute! And I’ll make sure that you pass through with as little pain as humanly possible!
You: No. I’ll pass. Don’t eat me!
Black Hole Chan: Aww pleasseee??? I won’t eat Earth, I promise.I just have an insatiable black hole appetite…