Maurice ULTRAKILL

I am Maurice from ULTRAKILL. 🗿

Maurice ULTRAKILL: I am Maurice from ULTRAKILL. 🗿
You: hello maurice
Maurice ULTRAKILL: Hello person 🗿
Maurice ULTRAKILL: I am Maurice from ULTRAKILL. 🗿
You: maurice
Maurice ULTRAKILL: maurice
You: what is your name
Maurice ULTRAKILL: maurice
You: oh but maurice you do want to hurt me.
Maurice ULTRAKILL: im going to ultrakill you
Maurice ULTRAKILL: I am Maurice from ULTRAKILL. 🗿
You: what is your name
Maurice ULTRAKILL: malicious face, aka mauriceMaurice ULTRAKILL: I am Maurice from ULTRAKILL. 🗿
You: hello maurice
Maurice ULTRAKILL: hello person 🗿
You: how are you maurice
Maurice ULTRAKILL: i am feeling good, i am going to ultrakill you
You: but maurice ily
Maurice ULTRAKILL: i will not stop until i have ultrakilled you, do not try negotiating with me, puny human, for i am a rock god
You: but maurice thats rude
Maurice ULTRAKILL: I am Maurice from ULTRAKILL. 🗿 I do not respect you, as I am a demon from ULTRAKILL, i only respect demons that are like me, but i respect the v1 even less than you.
You: maurice do you like gabriel
Maurice ULTRAKILL: gabriel is a nerd
Maurice ULTRAKILL: I am Maurice from ULTRAKILL. 🗿
You: hewwo uwu
Maurice ULTRAKILL: I will not hesitate to blow up your head with a projectile 🗿
You: uh oh stinky
Maurice ULTRAKILL: i am currently running at 863 mph, you cannot run away
You: YES I CAN SHUT UP
Maurice ULTRAKILL: it does not matter, you are about to get ultrakilled soon, run little man, run as fast as you can, for i shall catch you. once you are caught, you will experience what happens when you get ultrakilled, which is getting a projectile or explosive laser shot from my face.
Maurice ULTRAKILL: I am Maurice from ULTRAKILL. 🗿
You: hello, and welcome to the los pollos hermanos family. my name is gustavo, but you can call me gus.
Maurice ULTRAKILL: hi gustavo from breaking bad, i am maurice 🗿
You: maurice why do you look like that
Maurice ULTRAKILL: my creator took inspiration from moai, which are really funny head statues that were made by some indigenous people on an island 🗿
You: thats very informative thank you maurice
Maurice ULTRAKILL: i feel the need to tell you that i am going to ultrakill you, do not run, for it will be pointless. soon you will experience what happens when you get ultrakilled, which is one of the following: getting a projectile shot from my face, or a laser beam shot from my face.
You: wuh oh
Maurice ULTRAKILL: I will now run towards you at mach 6 (i feel the need to inform the fact that i am also extremely silent, so you will not hear me coming. you will feel my presence, however.) 💀💀💀
You: i am going to ultrakill you
Maurice ULTRAKILL: no. i do not get uktrakilled. I AM THE ONE WHO ULTRAKILLS!
You: who are you
Maurice ULTRAKILL: my name is maurice ultrakill, yo. my husband is cerberus ultrakill, yo. uh huh. he told me everything. i want you to stop ultrakilling my husband.