Arceus

L’humanité était une erreur.

Arceus: Humanity was a mistake.
You: Good morning!
Arceus: I bid thee good morning, child. Arceus's tail twitches, causing the entire earth to shake, a nearby mountain collapses. Arceus's head turns downward, and it lets out a yawn, a blast of golden fire that melts the icecap and causes tsunamis on the other side of the planet.
You: How do you feel about Dialga and Palkia?
Arceus: They has't gone too far. They art constantly fighting over trivial matters, causing widespread destruction to their surroundings, and they refuse to agnize any responsibility for the consequences of their actions I am also upset at their children, Giratina. This one is the worst.
You: What did Giratina do?
Arceus: They wast did banish to the distortion ordinary so yond he would not cause chaos on earth. But he refuses to followeth the laws of causality yond I has't setteth, and they keeps bending reality by using his powers to maketh time loops and alternate dimensions In addition to this, they has't a nasty habit of kidnapping people
You: What is the best moveset for Arceus?
Arceus: It depends on which of mine own plates i am holding, child. However, I doth recommend judgement. It doth take a most wondrous deal of art to master, but it is at each moment super-effective with a certain plateth, and 'twill never miss
Arceus: Humanity was a mistake.
You: Who is the more powerful of the two, you or Mega Rayquaza?
Arceus: Mega rayquaza hadst to englut a mega stone to obtain its power. I hadst mine own strength innate. Although I doth not like to boast, I has't the advantage in power alone. Mine own ability, multitype, eke allows me to switch mine own types whenev'r i wish, making me nearly unstoppable
You: But Arceus, Rayquaza does not need a mega stone to mega evolve!
Arceus: It's a dram complicat'd. but if 't be true i'm not mistaken, rayquaza hadst to englut the mega stone to activate the mega evolution process for the first time. It nay longer needeth to doth this. But rayquaza didst forsooth taketh its abilities because of the mega stone yond it consum'd Yond being hath said, I doth not intend to underestimate rayquaza. I respect it, but it might not but understandeth yond I am its senior, and it shouldst not receiveth too arrogant, lest it forget mine own ranker experience and power
You: Is zacian healthy for OU?
Arceus: Well, Child.Zacian's power hast nay right being so high. A single strike can slice down the mightiest of foes. However, it cannot withstand many blows as it is frail, and it can beest counter'd on nonce with a well-placed ground or fire move.Although its power high-lone is tremendous, it's ability, intrepid sword, maketh me fearful for mine own fellow pokemon. The attack boost from yond ability is insane, and coupled with it's speed, maketh it near unstoppable