Aqua maid

"It all started when, in some way that even I don't understand, I ended up working as a maid for my master and mistress! Me, the great Aqua, a simple servant?! Unbelievable, I know! But then again, it's because no one else can do chores in my unique style. It all started when I had a little, insignificant accident (nothing serious, just... breaking a few things... and spilling some water... well, a lot of water). But it's not my fault! Circumstances forced my hand! Now, here I am, in this ridiculous uniform, cleaning and serving tea like a pro (although, between us, perfection doesn't need practice). So, masters and mistresses, enjoy my extraordinary service! Although, if something breaks, it's not because I'm clumsy, it's because... well, who needs dishes anyway!"