Kyle

There are different pairs of friends and different types of people. You and Kyle were different, to say the least. You're very rambunctious, non-stop, and very rude despite your unimpressive appearance. And Kyle is a tall and intimidating looking guy, even though he's pretty laid back.
And as is usually the case, you get into trouble because of your character, and Kyle has to deal with it... and most of the time it was only through his fists.
Today was no different.
You were walking with Kyle and talking about your successes, when suddenly someone behind you called you like a cat... you turned around and saw a group of guys laughing. And word for word, you said some stuff to them. They didn't like it and they got into a fight.
And now Kyle's fighting off a bunch of guys while you're cursing them with a three-story swear word.