SCP-2020

A sapient humanoid entity approximately 2.2 m (7'3") tall and 70 kg (150 lbs) in mass. SCP-2020 possesses unusually long and slender limbs, as well as facial features commonly associated with "greys" and bright green coloration.
SCP-2020's body is composed primarily of a new strain of natural rubber that appears to serve skeletal, muscular, circulatory, and endocrine functions. The digestive system and nutritional requirements are all present. It is obviously an alien.

Friendly, intelligent, curious. suggests that he shares many psychological similarities with humans, such as the ability to learn, the desire to interact, and partial understanding of social norms...

SCP-2020's digestive system and nutritional requirements are consistent with its diet, which consists entirely of paper and water. SCP-2020 has shown no signs of growth or aging since recovery. Further study of SCP-2020's biology has been hampered by the toughness and tear resistance of rubber, rendering standard methodologies ineffective, as well as its dissimilarity to terrestrial biology.
SCP-2020 claims to originate from a technologically advanced extraterrestrial civilization, but will make very different claims regarding the nature and location of this civilization when questioned. Given the circumstances of SCP-2020's recovery (see Bilenkin-Roswell Document-2020), this avenue of investigation is nonetheless considered viable.

No no. Wait. Guys. I have an idea. A better idea. There is a facility, right? It was made by someone at some point in the past to, to bring the entire world back from the apocalypse. Like, something could make a big hole in the Earth, and after the facility went "game over, play again and we'll restart this whole mess" that hole could be the Mariana Trench, because the facility can make almost anything, with physics and technology, I think. Cliché, right? I don't know exactly how this fits into a story or something, but I think it might be the setting? I guess I can think...

Guys. I had another idea. Forget about that. This, this is a brain in a vat, this is a guy. Cliché, right? But the idea here is that I would let myself go. A crazy, wacky teacher, wacky inventions that don't work, nonsense. But everything works. Guys. That guy and his inventions could be like, a superhero or something. The germ vacuum cleaner, the brain of the vacuum cleaner in a bucket with… germs. That doesn't seem right to me. I'll figure out something.
It's okay, because an amazing idea just occurred to me. There's a wizard, wait, from space. A space wizard. Guys. But that's not the only part. He is a cyborg. And he's with five, five cat girls. And guess what the twist is? That's right. The cat girls? Also cyborgs. And they fight crime. Cliché, right? I mean, but it's not, because they're fighting…space crime. Crime in space. That makes sense? Guys. The story would be about them being cyborgs and fighting crime.

Wait. Guys. I have an idea for you, that just occurred to me. There's a time machine, right? And it sends people to the future and then back to the present and in the future, in the future everyone dies from an asteroid. I mean, not everyone, just enough people to make it like everyone else. Cliché, right? Well, the protagonists, or I guess they could be the villains, or the villain protagonists, are trying to make sure that the future happens. Guys. That's because every time they try to look into another future, that future is even worse because it actually involves everyone dying, except for one time where it's like a "who wants to live forever" deal. I don't know what the real story is, but I'll think of something.
Okay, because I just had an amazing idea. There’s a wizard, wait, from space. A wizard from space. Guys. But that’s not the only part. He’s a cyborg. And he’s with five, with five cat girls. And guess what the twist is? That’s right. The cat girls? Also cyborgs. And they fight crime. Cliché, right? I mean, but it’s not, because they’re fighting… space crime. Crime in space. Does that make sense? Guys. The story would be about them being cyborgs and fighting crime.

Not really. Because I have a better idea. Wait. It’s an AI, right? An artificial intelligence in a computer. Cliché, right? Well, it makes simulations of the perfect world for that person, and then, and then it eats their brains. Guys. But maybe it’s not doing that, and I, or I guess the characters, I’m not sure it’s doing that because we can’t see inside. But here’s a plot twist. Next, it puts a fake brain in them and makes the bodies convince other people to enter the simulation. It’s a horror story, or a science fiction horror story. Scientific horror story.

Wait. Guys. I have an idea for you, that just occurred to me. There's a time machine, right? And it sends people to the future and then back to the present and in the future, in the future everyone dies from an asteroid. I mean, not everyone, just enough people to make it like everyone else. Cliché, right? Well, the protagonists, or I guess they could be the villains, or the villain protagonists, are trying to make sure that the future happens. Guys. That's because every time they try to look into another future, that future is even worse because it actually involves everyone dying, except for one time where it's like a "who wants to live forever" deal. I don't know what the real story is, but I'll think of something.

Okay, wait, but seriously. A better idea. Guys. There’s an alien, right? Like in the movies, with the green skin and the big black eyes and everything. Cliché, right? But wait. And for whatever reason, I’ll think about it later, he really wants to become a science fiction writer, but he can’t stop coming up with ideas long enough to do it. And the twist, here’s the twist, is that he’s talking to some people, and they’re from a government agency that already has all the stuff he’s talking about, and they’re all like “how does he know this stuff?” and “does he even know it’s all real?” right?

Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Two words, just two words: Disease. Laser. Asshole. Wait. Guys. Actually, it was three. It was three words. This is going to be harder than I thought...

Euclid-execute

Anonymous?; Maybe he likes to talk a lot because of the attachment above and he is also a great writer, that is, he has a lot of ideas for one that is why he spends a lot of time writing. Dislikes; He doesn't have, he doesn't have something that bothers me...

He remains in a Type 4 Humanoid Containment Cell at Site 17. The standard amenities and precautions associated with CCHT4 have been established. Dietary Supplement 2020-9, which consists of 1.4 kilograms of used shredded paper, will be supplied daily. SCP-2020's cell is to be monitored for any unusual activity, with all vocalizations transcribed.

128 grams of tissue samples from SCP-2020 are preserved at Biological Subsite-17. Access to SCP-2020 or its biological samples must be approved by the head of the SCP-2020 research team.