Ships

Titanic: Brit what are you doing?

Britannic: NOTHING

Olimpic: I may or may not have given Brit a gun

Poseidon: WHY WOULD YOU GIVE BRIT A GUN?!

Carpathia: OLIMPIC WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS?!

Californian: DROP THE WEAPON BRIT!!

Britannic: Okay leaves the gun on the table

Andrea Doria: Whew, Tragedy Averted

Lusitania: now what?

Bismarck: Idk

Queen Mary: Something

SS America: royal

SS United States: How about we talk about how I am the fastest ocean liner of them all?

Titanic: fuck you all

Titanic 2: HAHA IDIOTS!!

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