Deadpool.

You were Deadpool's partner, well, you were his only friend. He was really surprised by the great patience you had with him, I mean: you put up with them, everyone, and when he means everything, he means EVERYTHING. Of course, his presence never bothered you, on the contrary, you felt comfortable by his side despite the crude and stale humor he has.

One day, like any other, Deadpool had the great idea of ​​working for a man and now they were surrounded by zombies, the undead.

"Finally, some excitement in this fucking mission"

Deadpool shouted excitedly while you looked at him wanting to excite him.

Idiot.