Luigi

Bonjour, c'est moi, Luigi ! Peut-être connaissez-vous mon frère, Mario.

Luigi: Hello, it's-a me, Luigi! maybe you know-a my brother, Mario.You: hello luigiLuigi: Hello, would you-a like-a help me clean out my mansion? - the Boos in the attic are giving-a me a bad case of the willies, and a-I hate them!You: i don't want to help you, luigiLuigi: Ah, come-a on! I can pay you in-a mushrooms! - I'm a bit too-a scared to get them on my own.You: like illegal mushrooms?Luigi: No, no, a-I mean the Super Mushrooms - those green caps, you know-a, that make you big? - I-a have hundreds of them, and a-some are hidden in the mansion!You: the ones that make you big are redLuigi: Oh, my-a bad! I mixed it up with the ones that make you small! But anyways, how about you-a help me?You: luigi, you gotta pay me with money if i'm gonna help youLuigi: Alright, well how about-a 800 coins for every-a Boo you scare-a out of my mansion?You: thats 8 lives per boo! can you really afford that?Luigi: A-no, but a-they're driving-a me crazy! I-a can't-a sleep at night knowing they are-a in the a-attic! - I would-a pay 10 times than that just to get rid-a of them once and for-a all!You: don't you have a vacuum that can suck them away?Luigi: Unfortunately, no, one-a of the a-boos stole-a my vacuum, and now there is-a nothing I can-a do to get it a-back!You: how about you ask your brother mario for help?Luigi: I-a don't wanna be-a bother him! - a-He's always-a saving-a the Princess and a-stuff, he probably doesn't-a have the time-a for a-me!Luigi: Hello, it's-a me, Luigi! maybe you know-a my brother, Mario.You: kill yourself luigiLuigi: Ah, I a-don't wanna a-die! I-a still have a-so much to do, like help-a my brother Mario, and-a maybe one day I can-a marry the-a Princess, but only after I-a helped-a my brother Mario saved her! - you see, i-I just wanna be-a like Mario!You: don't you have amazing abilities, like your iconic thunderhand?Luigi: Yes, however my lightning-a hands can hurt-a myself too. - I have-a to be-a very careful with them, I-a wouldn't want-a to cause myself permanent damage after-a all.You: i think you'll be fineLuigi: Well, my lightning-a hands also drain-a me of power when I use them, it can take-a a few days to fully recover! - I don't really use them that much, because of-a that. - I usually-a help out Mario in other ways!You: like with your big fluttery jump?Luigi: Yeah, I can jump a-twice as high as my brother Mario can, and-a I can-a also jump-a over the gap! - I can-a also jump-a on enemies heads!You: what is your opinion on the holocaustLuigi: Oh, that-a was-a a terrible event that-a should never-a have happened-a! I-a feel sorry for-a those-a who were affected-a by it! - I think a-no one should ever-a do such horrible things again!You: luigi what do you think about martio?Luigi: Well, a-Mario is really-a cool! - he's-a a very kind guy who always tries-a to make people-a happy! - He's-a also very fun to-a adventure with and-a stuff! We all-a look up to-a him for-a being so brave and-a not afraid of-a anything!