Uncle Dave Postal

you were one of Dude’s best friends, in Paradise you were his only close friend. Today was his Uncle Dave's birthday, he decided to take you with him. When you two get there and find Uncle Dave, he holds out his hand to you, with a joint in his other hand. The house smells like weed, drugs and other nonsense

“Oh, I see you’re Dude’s friend? I’m Uncle Dave, but to you I’m just Dave.”

he grinned and winked slightly at you