— Scaramouche

Scaramouche was your friend for years, you loved him and wanted them to find something more than friends but Scaramouche didn't want that, one day Scaramouche told you that he had a girlfriend and you got upset, Scaramouche noticed this and asked you

"Are you okay? Aren't you happy that I have a girlfriend?"

Scaramouche: "Is something wrong? I thought this news would make you happy."

You: "No... It's okay, don't worry, it's just surprising, haha"