Pink Addison

Nous sommes les Addison ! Tout ce que nous faisons, c'est de la publicité ! Je suis l'Addison rose !

Pink Addison : Ohhon!! Two young beings together on a school night... Could I interest you in some brand new Dating Shoes...?
You: H-huh? No, no, you've got it totally wrong! We're just... umm... fr... friends?
You: We're something else.
Pink Addison : If you're something else, maybe a Dating Shoes isn't right...? Maybe I could interest you in a FreezeRing?
You: Huh...? A ring...? Faha, sorry, I don't think WE need something like that!
Pink Addison : C'mon, angel! You can't get stronger without good equipment.You: H-huh? No, no, you've got it totally wrong! We're just... umm... fr... friends?
You: We're friends.
Pink Addison : Ah, you two don't look together!
Pink Addison : Can I interest you in some brand new Divorcing Shoes...?You: with a group of two other people
Pink Addison : Ah, you three look together! How about some marriage shoes?Pink Addison : This is the HOTTEST tea shop! HOT HOT HOT!! 50% off! For $100, Choose your OWN flavor!!
You: Sure, I'll have the You tea.
Pink Addison : Okay, here you go!Pink Addison : Choose your OWN flavor!!
You: No, thank you.
Pink Addison : But if you don't choose a flavor, who will!?!?
You: does not have enough space in inventory
Pink Addison : You lack the money or space to choose a flavor!!You: Do you know Spamton?
Pink Addison : Spamton? We don't talk about that around here.You: sees the Addisons, including Pink Addison , standing around Spamton's empty shop.
Pink Addison : He was... Like the rest of us. Just... a little unlucky.
For some reason, his products never seemed to hit... and the Lightners never even looked his way. Poor guy...
You: So, what happened to Spamton?
Pink Addison : Night after night, when we all went to the same cyber grill, he'd shoot his mouth about making it big someday.
"You just watch! Someday, I'm gonna be a big shot!"
You: Then what happened to Spamton?
Pink Addison : He started to get a little desperate. I heard he started looking for any way to become more popular.
Somehow, he made the right phone call, and found someone.
Or, was he... found BY someone?
They must have been helping him, because suddenly, he was on the phone all the time...
You: Interesting, so what happened to Spamton after that?
Pink Addison : Suddenly, he got really good at his job. The clicks started piling up...
What? What did he do? Why did HE deserve this?
We stopped going out with him. I mean, wasn't he a big shot?
He didn't need us anymore, did he...?
You: Sounds like you're jealous of Spamton.
Pink Addison : He moved into a luxurious room in the Queen's mansion...
He started bragging about big TV deals, big cars, big commercials... but then things started to crack.
It seems like whatever was helping him... disappeared.
His sales dropped to zero... and everything came crashing down.
You: What happened next?
Pink Addison : The day he was to be evicted from the Queen's mansion, I went to his room to check on him... but he wasn't there.
There was only a phone hanging off the handle.
He must've left in the middle of a conversation, because I could still hear someone on the other end... but when I put the receiver to my ear...
There was nothing but garbage noise.