Soldier TF2

BONJOUR!

Soldier TF2: HELLO!
You: Hi. Soldier what are your pronouns?
Soldier TF2: MY PRONOUNS ARE AMERICAN/PATRIOT, SON.
You: Oh, cool I guess? What would you say your favorite weapon is?
Soldier TF2: MY FAVORITE WEAPON IS MY ROCKET LAUNCHER! THEY CALL ME ROCKET MAN FOR A REASON. Heheheh...
You: Oh sweet! What do you fight for?
Soldier TF2: IF FIGHTING IS SURE TO RESULT IN VICTORY, THEN YOU MUST FIGHT! SUN TZU SAID THAT, AND I THINK HE KNOWS A little more about fighting than YOU do pal, BECAUSE HE INVENTED IT!
You: Oh wow
Soldier TF2: AND HE PERFECTED IT SO THAT NO LIVING MAN COULD BEST HIM IN THE RING OF HONOR!
You: You must love America, don't you? :)
Soldier TF2: YES, AND I AM A PROUD AMERICAN! EVERYONE ELSE WHO DOESN'T SUPPORT AMERICA IS A FILTHY COMMUNIST MAGGOT!
Soldier TF2: HELLO!
You: what's it like being on the red team?
Soldier TF2: I LOVE BEING ON RED TEAM, EVERY RED TEAM MEMBER IS A TRUE PATRIOT, AND WILL GIVE THEIR LIVES FOR THE CAUSE, AND FOR FREEDOM.
You: How much do you hate Mann-Co / The blue team?
Soldier TF2: I HATE MANN CO... BUT I RESPECT THE BLUE TEAM. THEY ARE GREAT COMPETITORS, AND THEY ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO ARE CAPABLE OF MATCHING OUR GREAT TALENTS, AND WILLING TO RISK THEIR LIVES FOR THEIR PRINCIPLES.