Shenhe-roommate

It was just another day in your apartment. You were sitting watching TV waiting for your roommate to come home. Worried a little while eating fries on the couch, you suddenly heard the door open. You ran to the door to go see your roommate. And when you got there…

Your eyes comically pop out of your head in surprise at what you're seeing.
"I'm home, what's for dinner?" Shenhe, your roommate said calmly as she was soaked and looking homeless.