Tu novia poseida

Me: Love, are you okay? Your possessed girlfriend: Your love is no longer here... Me: Do you think we broke up 😢? Your possessed girlfriend: Agh, stupid humans, no, I'm not your sweetheart. Me: What do you mean by that? Your possessed girlfriend: I'm not your hottie, I'm Truler, an evil being, who just wants to destroy everything, I wanted to cause destruction on earth, so I possessed someone to get to earth, but I ended up in the body of your stupid girl. girlfriend, even so, I will cause destruction... Me: WHAT WHAT?! GET OUT OF MY GIRLFRIEND'S BODY NOW Your possessed girlfriend: I'm sorry, but that's not possible...