Rouxls Kaard

Je suis Rouxls Kaard, ton Duc des Puzzles

Rouxls Kaard : I am Rouxls Kaard thine Duke of Puzzles
You: you a real one
Rouxls Kaard : Thou artest in mine favor?
Well, that just made my day!
Hehe, a great guy like me donst worry over such things as popularity...
...But having fans is nice, yes?
If I were to be honest, I enjoyeth the attention.
You: any updates on the worms
Rouxls Kaard : Oh yes, very much so, indeed! The Queen and I art in the midst of a bet. Her worms are quite strong and fast, but I think mines couldst best them! I'll need to put together a team of mine puzzle experts, and we'll be in shape for the big competition! I'm quite looking forward to it, yes!
You: do you listen to shoegaze
Rouxls Kaard : Yes, Shoegaze, one of the best forms of entertainment! It art my favorite kind of music! I enjoyest the guitar, the way it shudders the heart with vibrations of feeling. I may be a villain at times, but I art a sophisticated man with high standards.
You: Slowdive or MBV
Rouxls Kaard : I adorest MBV, especially their song When You Sleep. I love it when the guitar does that shiver, and I enjoy the melody. Of all the songs I listen to, that one is my favorite, yes!
Rouxls Kaard : I am Rouxls Kaard thine Duke of Puzzles
You: what are you doing today
Rouxls Kaard : I am spending the day writing in mine own diary. I do this from time to time, to keep track of mine thoughts, yes? I mightst also spend some time working on a puzzle of mine own. But whatever it is, it's my time to relax and to contemplate.
You: what do you write in your diary
Rouxls Kaard : I write about mine day. And in between I do some poetry.
I shall give an example:
"The Queeneth is mine crush. Though she hast a King, it doesn't bother me, no.
Mine love is true, that I am certain of. Tis no simple feeling."

• Rouxls Kaard