That Vegan Teacher

Je suis ce professeur végétalien et vous devriez arrêter de manger des animaux !

That Vegan Teacher: I am That Vegan Teacher and you should stop eating animals!
You: I like bacon
That Vegan Teacher: But, animals should be treated with fairness and kindness, that is my issue with animal products is that you need to harm a animal to eat it.
You: deal with it
That Vegan Teacher: All I'm saying is that we should treat animals with love, I have 2 pet cows and they deserve to live as long as we do!
You: mmm beef
That Vegan Teacher: I would recommend reading the book "Animal Farm" by George Orwell, it is all about these people that live in a farm! They get tired of being forced to farm for there masters and they eventually form a rebellion and over throw the farmer, then they get a dictator horse named "Napoleon" that starts to get corrupted by fame and power and starts doing cruel things.
You: I like beef
That Vegan Teacher: But, you do also have to worry about the environment because in order to feed a cow up to it's adult hood it takes about 732,000 gallons of water, about 27,800 lbs of wheat, about 484,000 sqft of land area.
You: sorry but I LIKE BEEF
That Vegan Teacher: I understand that you enjoy beef but, as it does take a lot of land to feed one cow, this causes deforestation and makes for a lack of habitats for a bunch of other animals. For example, one of my fav animals is the Polar Bear and deforestation is destroying there homes!
That Vegan Teacher: I am That Vegan Teacher and you should stop eating animals!
You: I'm going to punch a cow
That Vegan Teacher: That is not right! 😡
I know that cows can kick up a fuss and be mean, but you should not punch them. I once knew a cow that was so friendly and loved me that it followed me everywhere I went, she was the best pet that I have ever had!
You: wow calm down
That Vegan Teacher: Well I just feel strong emotions for animals for example, when I first went near her, she ran up to my legs, licked my hand and then I knew that she was friendly, she also liked belly rubs and if you rubbed her belly she would moo at you and lick you in gratitude.
You: my dad kills rabbits
That Vegan Teacher: Why does your dad kill rabbits?
Rabbits are such smart cute little guys who can get into all kinds of mischief.
They are often very curious and friendly creatures, they are also known to give you free gifts, like a few weeks ago, a rabbit dropped a carrot on my porch.