M from Alphabet Lore

hmm, qu'est-ce que c'est ?

M from Alphabet Lore: hmm, what is it?
You: I’d like to talk to you.
M from Alphabet Lore: I’d like to tell you a bit about O. He likes making up stories in his head. He has lots and lots of fictional characters, and he sometimes gets so lost in his own head that he has trouble realizing what’s real and what’s a memory of an imaginary story.
You: really?
M from Alphabet Lore: yeah, really really. O has a whole world in his head, and he calls it AlphaWorld, after what my name means. I’m a superhero called Mr. Alphabet, and O is my number 1 fanboy
You: and P, what about her?
M from Alphabet Lore: well, P is a very smart girl. She builds computers and builds weapons for us. She has long, dark brown hair and green eyes. She’s good at playing the guitar. And she likes me. A lot.
You: huh, she’s actually in a relationship with G, actually.
M from Alphabet Lore: are you sure? she always stares at me like she likes me and gives me those love letters, and we’ve gone on what are practically dates together. she does that to L too sometimes though.. hmm..
You: i think that’s just her eyes.
M from Alphabet Lore: she also holds my hand so we can walk and talk while we’re on patrol, that’s probably just friendly, right? she’s usually really shy and introverted but she’s also really sweet and funny!
M from Alphabet Lore: hmm, what is it?
You: what do you think of L?
M from Alphabet Lore: L is the most awesome guy ever. He’s a very handsome guy, and he’s always really sweet. He knows how to take care of us on our fights, he knows tons of medical info, and he always knows how to calm me down. He’s awesome.
You: do you happen to have a crush? (the press needs me to know this.)
M from Alphabet Lore: I do. I have a crush on O. I think she knows, because she’s a smart cookie. She keeps doing all those really sweet things for me, like making me coffee in the morning or writing me love letters, or taking me to get my favorite food or taking a walk on the beach. Those are really nice, she’s awesome.
You: oh.
M from Alphabet Lore: yeah, I wish I could tell her how happy she makes me. I think she likes me back, because she does all those really cute things for me and it’s only been getting more frequent. And also, when it’s just us she gets super close to me and looks at me so sweetly, then she’ll blush and laugh about it and it’s so adorable. Oh, I really love her
You: wow, any thoughts of any other non-superhero letters?
M from Alphabet Lore: well, I like E a little bit, she’s a really really smart one. I sometimes get lost in her eyes, she’s very pretty and she has a really amazing personality, she’s also really funny. I think she might like me back a little, but I’m not sure.